thecrowtalkslife: sirseahorse: stabsinthe: if gatsby wrote a letter to nick it would be addressed to “old sport” because i firmly believe gatsby doesnt know nicks name #it’s at that awkward phase where it’s too late to ask him Headcanon accepted
discipleofjashinsama: zairahaha: I don’t even remember how to read Naruto anymore. When does it come out? Where do I find it? Weird, a few years back I would follow every progress religiously. ((Naruto usually comes out every Wednesday morning unless it’s off schedule. I tend to just search for the newest chapter on Google and read the first link I find but Mangastream, Mangafox or Onemanga...
I don’t even remember how to read Naruto anymore. When does it come out? Where do I find it? Weird, a few years back I would follow every progress religiously.
thewaywardfox: protip: if you cant remember someones name, just call them “old sport”
chickensandwich: when i have tons of money i will still buy cheap clothes because then i can have 100 articles of clothing for the price of 1 really expensive designer item and i will have a lot of money left for food
captainmoi: George R.R. Martin can’t tweet because he’s killed off all 140 characters
they were playing bhangra music in the UN headquarters, I’m not kidding.
sweeneytad: *dentist slaughters family in front of you* they’re bleeding because you don’t floss
pokemon-personalities: a moment of recognition for those ships you shipped before you knew what shipping was
gatzzby: hannahsneakers: why don’t they have big hyped up award shows for books i mean best male/female character best antagonist best plot development best plot twist come on #book you threw across the room the hardest
imthejesusofsuburbia: the reason high school is so difficult is because ned never made a guide for anything past 8th grade
turtwink: yabba dabba done with ur shit
Mirror: you look cute today
Camera: lol no
Instagram filters: I got you
the-laughing-cactus: jaclcfrost: if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners
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dontforgettotwistanddiffuse: purpletreeblossoms: You’ll see why soon enough. I don’t understand! Why are these everywhere?
zackisontumblr: if you ever have children you could introduce them to people by saying hey wanna see what i made
sexymedic: sexymedic: i was looking at ken’s “wall” on barbie.com and never 4get
makkine: makkine: Oh my god this is giving me flashbacks to when Disney announced it was buying club penguin and there was a literal actual penguin protest in front of the clothes shop for like 4 hours straight I love society
Every language has its own version of um. French has euh, Korean eum, Finnish...– Read the full text here: http://mentalfloss.com/article/50173/when-and-why-did-people-start-saying-um-when-they-talk#ixzz2R13HfDuP —brought to you by mental_floss! (via mjlogue)
nordicunicorn: candyp0p: uncomfortablechair: vicsagod: exceldamage: fullmetal-dipshit: the-nicest-asshole: UK grading system 75-100 A+ 70-74 A 64-69 A- 60-63 B+ 55-59 B 50-54 B- 46-49 C+ 43-45 C 38-42 C- 35-37 D 0-34 Time to move to the UK Dude I would kill for that grading scale wait, so what is it in america then? 100 A+ 95 A 90 A- 86-89 B+ 85 B 80 B- ...